Everybody loves a titty-men, women…even babies. And everybody loves springtime. Do you know why? Because there is more titty. Your bustling bosoms come out of hiding from those itchy sweaters to show off your goods. However, life is not a strip club, and we must remain calm and figure out the appropriate titty for the appropriate look.
A MESS: This isn’t right on so many levels. From the untrained eye, this looks appropriate. However, her breast to body ratio is un-proportional.
The Fix: She needs more support. Plain and simple. All she needs to do is tighten the straps.
WILD: I mean, does she have on a bra? Why is this wild? Because they are roaming free. Absolutely NOT. They do look beautiful and probably smell like cocoa butter. But that doesn’t make it okay.
The Fix: Strap em down. Big breasted women must wear good supporting bras. We suggest going to a Lane Bryant Store and getting your breast fit for the correct size bra– visit http://www.lanebryant.com to find a store near you.
OTHER ASSETS: It doesn’t have to be all titty all the time.
Why we like it: She looks great, and she doesn’t have to show her bosoms to do it with this dress. She could have totally showed off her breast, but she didn’t. She is showing off her amazing legs, and sometimes thats all you need.
WORK: It is tempting to show more breast at work. Not only is it tempting, it is also luring. It’s like 50′s pin-up, Mad Men, bombshell, but your at work– and you cannot do that.
Why this works: She is showing just a glance and she has on a necklace that accentuates her breast, but she is not showing everything. Sometimes all you need is some accessories, and let the rest be left to imagination.
HEY GIRL: This is your classic happy hour titty. You might get a free drink with this cleavage. When attending after work functions, you can show a little more cleavage, but you never know who your going to run into…
Why this works: The color choice is great. She found a color that sets her apart from other women in the room. Her breasts are definitely supported, but the cleavage looks natural.
IN THE CLUB: If you are going to show this much boob, it can’t be at the family reunion- it has to be at the club. Can you stop staring? We think it’s okay to show your breasts in the club, but there is a fine line between being sexy and hoochie. (see above)
Why it works: The dress fits her chest very well, and she is not popping out of her top. The V neck line accentuates her chest in all the right places. And she looks like she smells like cocoa butter.
Final Words: We have been all of these women before, and sometimes, we even break the rules. We are not trying to condemn or judge. We are trying to share lessons learned. It is important as a curvy woman to feel proud of your body, and have the power over your presentation and image. You can show off your best assets without going too far.
Final tip: Use cocoa butter.